Also something really weird (bad?) happened last night.
We were at Luke's surprise and somehow Sufi and I got to talking about being pregnant. She asked me, if she was pregnant with her first child and about to give birth, would I go visit her?
I said "No, why the hell should I. Your family is there." Imagine my surprise when she was offended.
I fail to see the significance or impact of my presence would make on anyone's first child's birth day. I would be happy for you, sure and I will visit you afterwards, but to travel all the way to wherever you are and probably missing out on the actual birth, seems incredibly useless and stupid.
You might argue 'Oh but it's the whole human connection blah blah emotional connection between two friends blablabla being a good friend supportive yada yada bloopity boo'
Bitch please.
I would feel bad if I make my friends travel all the way to London (yes that's where I imagine where I'll be in 5 years time) just to see my scream and poop and cry and squeeze out a little person out of my vagina.
It's called logic ladies. Now stop being so goddamn hormonal.
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