Love's a whore.

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My sinus cavity is inflamed, she said. That's why I've been feeling like such a royal shit. One side of my head is throbbing and pulsing and pounding, and the building pressure is so intense, I can't even lie down.

Forget cursing someone into a bug, I'd curse them with an inflamed sinus cavity.


To pass the time, I've been reading Choke and Embryology part 1, alternating between the two (the second book was enforced on me by my dad), besides watching my maid cook (monkey see, monkey might do) and of course, sleeping at irregular and insensible hours.

I saw the latest Harry Potter movie, and I swear I won't watch another movie that's based on a book that I've read. NEVERR.
700+ pages compressed to 138 minutes, blah, it's too sad.


At the immigration office today, I measured my height for my new pasport and it's 155cm, and that's weird because last year I was 156cm. The lady squinted at me and I said 'Well, anything's possible akak.'


Today has been so hot and dry, my hair puffs up after 15 minutes outside and my brain is permanently stamped with images of a bottle of Vanilla Coke, looking all icy and desirable.


Meh this is pointless.
I can't wait to go back to Egypt. Just so I would have something to do.


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Oh oh ohh, boooo, I hear someone's new bandwagon just starting up. Congratulations, just don't fall off the road. Or do fall. Whatever.