Why I read books

" To Denny I say, this is me talking, I say "Women don't want equal rights. They have more power being opressed. They need men to be the vast enemy conspiracy. Their whole identity is based on it."

And Denny turns just his head, own style, to look at me, his eyes bunched under his eyebrows, and he says, "Dude you are spiraling out of control."

"No, I mean it," I say.

I say I could just kill the guy who invented the dildo. I really could."

-Choke, Palahniuk.


Oh Chuck. Oh dear Chuck. OH CHUCK.


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I believe, somewhere up there, there's a box filled with magical things, labelled 'Good things for Ika when she's been really good and not whiny and very mature and respectful of other people's decision' just waiting for me. I do. So leave me alone.


It's been approximately 10 hours after I've taken a pill for my sinusitis and I'm still half knocked out. Good little pill. mmmhm mamai.

karipap anyone?