Heatwaves in your pants.

When I was a little girl, I would say to my mom "Ma the thing where they say 'no man is an island' thing, it's bull. I so can be my own island. All I need is a yatch."

Since then I have stood by my idea of living in a yatch in the middle of the Atlantic idea, and I will stand by it until the day I die. I wasn't raised to hold in too much input about other people. I can only tolerate a few so the rest are just goddamn annoying.

It's the strings, you know. They have the domino effect on my mind. Everything snowballs in. The more I know, the more I care, the more they suffocate me.

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If I don't call you by your first name, then I don't know you. We may have met before but that doesn't mean I'll remember you. I'm like heatwaves on a Russian winter when it comes to faces. I forget faces.

Honest to God all of you are the same to me, just as I should be the same as everyone else to you. It's just a matter of your level of appeal, it has nothing to do with my ego.
If you're interesting, people'll remember you. Simple law of the universe.

And I'm not friendly. I'm just awkward.

Perhaps they'll find you in the river in a month or two.

ANATOMY EXAM AT 2 HOLY ANANSI GOD OF ALL SPIDERS I'M DEAD MEAT OH CRAP OH KERRAPP OH JEEZ.

Jigga ma nigga.

Facebook Rape:

"Facebook Rape occurs when an individual leaves Facebook signed in and open to interference from a housemate, work collegue or other third party scumbag with nothing better to do.

Such rape often results in personal details and profile pictures being changed to hillarious, often false but in some cases, true information. High levels of damage occur when the third party has long periods of time in which to Rape your Facebook."

from Urban Dictionary.



I love the internet.

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So, a blog and another private blog is preferred than just a blog.
I feel sadly left out, somehow.

Whatever.



Dear Santa (or whoever whatever out there imaginary or not),
I know it's still early, but if I finish my Pharma today, can you please give me the followings;

1. Iron Man 2, in the form of Robert Downey Jr.
2. A new laptop.
3. High scores in Tap Tap Tap Revenge 2.


thank you.