Tuesday, March 1, 2011

We sing to you, dark gods beneath the earth.




The whole time I was in Kota Bharu, not one guy there cat whistled, made rapist face, etc. I got back to Terengganu, and this moron on a motorcycle waved at me, in such a way that John Wayne Gacy, Jr. would call his little boys.

KL guys freak me out with their excessive everything and exotic bone structures, and KT guys are just assholes but KB guys, wow. They hold doors out for you, they smile politely, and they are hot just in the right amount. Granted I was only there for 4 days and I was only in the city center but still, it's such a delight to walk alone on the street and not worry about being eyed on the wrong places.

Maybe it was me, maybe I'm not their type but to me if you have boobs and can flip your hair then you're every guys type. To ogle on the streets I mean. And I did lose 3 kg so you know I looked good.

KB is a little conservative and me with my dyed hair, maybe I was just too far gone to be bothered with and yet still, even if that is the reason it is still pretty awesome.


Also, there was this old grandma lady selling fruits on the sidewalk outside a shop. I saw her took a drag of a Marlboro Light and with a badass flick, tossed the cigarette on the street. It was even cooler when she smiled at me in this awesome way when she caught me staring at her. I bet she had 16 kids and 40 grandkids from her 4 husbands. I swear, she was really old and frail looking. Made my day, it did.


I met Prof. Dr. Jafri Malin. The half an hour spent in the same room with him could possibly be the highlight of my whole life. He was the real life example that hard work pays off in the end and now he could afford to not give a shit about anything because he was incredibly good and for that people needed him and so people give him things like money, social status, a good position in a hospital.

He was like House a bit, even with the sneakers, except his was lime green.

When he spoke to me, I mentally shit on myself. The pressure to not sound stupid was so enormous that it made me shit myself in my head.

And apparently, he has his own Wiki page.





.........Well anyway, did you hear Bieber cut off his hair and a bunch of girls dropped dead from the shock.




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