I go to the corner and I end up in Spain.

It's just bad luck when you find yourself unwittingly sharing something really special with a real twat.





It's all black and white and then the guy comes along and all of a sudden it's 20 shades of rainbow from a unicorn's ass. What a load.


But I still went 'Awwwww!' anyway.
Girls have this huge 'Awwwww' button. It's for things like babies, kittens, videos like this and The Notebook. It's for us to go "AWWWWWW!" without any shame.


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When I was learning about the heart, I felt like something was suspiciously wrong with mine. Now I'm learing about parasites, I feel like not eating anything except boiled water and every stomach spasm reminds me of a 10 metre long worm.

See this is why I have always subconciously hated medicine. When you know too much, it makes you wonder.