Please restrain yourself from over excessive public display of bastardness.

I spent the whole day sleeping, peeing, coughing, eating cookie crumbles from a plastic bag and looking at maps. I read about oceans too.

Did you know that the Pacific is shrinking and the Atlantic is growing by an inch/year? And the Pacific in Latin means 'peaceful sea'? And Europe and Africa is only 14km apart by the Strait of Gibraltar!

Also the Monterey Bay Submarine Canyon is deeper and larger in volume than the Grand Canyon and if you put Mount Everest in the Mariana Trench, there would still be a 2,076 metres of space left!

There's like another whole other world in there. I wish I knew about marine science 3 years ago.

I wonder, what happens if it suddenly snows over the sea? Like a snow storm. I bet the fishes wouldn't give a tail's fuck though.

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OMG MY DAD TEXTED ME AND HE CALLED ME IKAN!


"How'd you know about that?"
"Your sisters kept referring to you as 'ikan'. I thought they were joking. Why are you calling yourself fish?"


From now on, I'm Shrimp.