This is where I say shopping turns me on and you don't.

Some shithead had to point out that the holiday's almost over. And with only the shitty things left to do, like packing and saying goodbye and extra baggage (as in fatass), I just wish I'm in shitville already, miserable and dumb.

I don't even want three wishes, I just want one; a Doraemon.

This wall could use some art.

Frame that, sucka.

Taken from here. It's cute.