Chocolate lust.

I was licking a chocolate covered spoon just now when I made an interesting discovery.

Girls are such territorial bitches. A lot of times when I step on a marked territory, peed on and all, just to say 'Hello', a vicious tentacly snot green creature would charge at me with a bullwhip.

Geez ladies, keep your hormonal pants. I will not lust over your man.


Now I need more chocolate.

Since I first saw her, everyone else just isn't that beautiful anymore.

ikan.

Current mood: random

Listening to: Do It Alone.