supernova baby.

I've always been a klutz, ask anyone. I think it's something I've picked up from my sister, but today, oh wow,
today I amaze even myself.

This morning, I went into the toilet, slipped on the floor and bang my elbow on the wall.
Holy fuck, it hurt so bad. Like my ulna was vibrating.

A few moments after that, I scalded my hand. The fucktard of a pipe confused hot water with cold water.

Later, I dropped my phone on the floor.

After that, I dropped my mug on the floor. It didn't break, thank God.

Went to the kitchen to boil spaghetti. While draining the hot water into the sink, somehow, magically, I spilled the hot water to the floor and on my thigh. It didn't hurt much, but I hate the feeling of wet pants.

As I was eating spaghetti while watching Lord of the Rings, I sat on my phone.

A few hour of peace watching Lord of the Rings. I was immobile, that's why I was free from self inflicted hazardous accidents.

And just now, I was making coffee. Waited for the water to boil but then I moved the laptop, and the charger's wire smacked my mug, and it fell. Again. Coffee powder all over the floor.


-__-'
I think I should tie myself up.
Weirdly enough, no one was around when any of these fuck ups happened. Someone should've been there. I looked like an idiot who deserved to be laughed at.

I think God's punishing me because I've missed two days of lecture.
I don't know, maybe.

Hey, I'm a lazy clumsy bum. It feels like highschool again. yay!



5 things people might not know about me.
1. I don't look it, but I'm half Indian. North Indian, specifically.
2. I.hate.Barney. langsung tak suka.
3. I am able to cook, I just lack the spirit.
4. I'm scared of clowns.
5. I sing all the time and I don't care if I suck or if people can hear me.


I'm trying to remember why exactly Barney makes my gag reflex....flex.
I'm not scared of it, it's more of a mysterious lifelong hatred. You know, the kind where you hate something so much, you forget why and when you started hating it.
But one thing I know for sure, I'll make sure my kids won't ever know the existance of that damn giant dinosaur. Who comes to life and sings and dance and is hideously purple and gaah. *shudders*

And the clown thing. One word, Pennywise. He scarred me for life.
I won't cry if I see a clown or anything but I'll be very, very..cautious.



Ooh, I bought another Haruki Murakami! oh joy. :D :D



Later then. I'm going to go and get excited over Frodo now.




ikan.

Current mood: Haha JT makes me shake my booty.

Listening to: Damn Girl.